In an old elevator, a woman and a 2D secretary fight over a passenger, pulling out a chainsaw and hammer in a VHS video

Prompt

Generate a 9:16 vertical retro old-surveillance-footage-style video, 15 seconds long (primarily a first-person handheld moving phone perspective of me, a fat guy, mixed with VHS tape damage). The image must look like low-resolution footage I recorded handheld on my phone inside a dim, old elevator, then copied to a VHS tape and played repeatedly, producing severe old-tape damage. Do not show a TV outer frame, do not show a CRT television border, do not show a phone filming a TV screen; show only the complete footage itself. The scene is a dim, old elevator lobby where I am waiting for the elevator; the elevator doors open, an advertising screen on the wall flickers, and a fluorescent light flickers slightly with a buzzing sound. I record handheld from a first-person phone perspective; the image shakes naturally, and only my feet, pants, and hand are visible. The adult Asian female protagonist (a sexy, flirtatious OL older sister wearing HL8o-CobkAAt5LL: alluring figure, tempting gaze with half-lidded eyes, teasing smile, siren pose with slight arch and lingering closeness, natural sensuality in slow hip sway) maintains a flirtatious, beautiful smile throughout and gently pulls me by the arm after the elevator doors open: “进来吧……” I hesitate. The 2D female secretary in the advertising screen, cloudclone28_Really_long_hair_that_reaches_the_ground_in_a_po_d4e8fb6b-99d0-49aa-b165-e5f7c93a94b1_0, immediately jumps out, grabs me, and stops me from entering: “主人，你不能进去！” The older sister and the 2D secretary argue, shove, and pull at each other fiercely, like an absurd harem. I ignore their warnings and dive headfirst into the elevator. 0:00-0:04 My first-person handheld phone perspective shakes while capturing a wide shot of the elevator doors opening. The older sister does a siren pose, leans slightly forward, and gently pulls my arm with a flirtatious, beautiful smile. 0:04-0:06 The 2D secretary leaps out of the advertising screen, grabs my arm, and shouts, refusing to let me enter. 0:06-0:09 The older sister’s tempting gaze briefly turns furious; she continues arguing with the 2D secretary, and they each pull exaggerated props from behind their backs — a handheld chainsaw and an oversized City Hunter hammer — and attack each other. 0:09-0:12 Reversal climax: while the two women argue, shove, and pull at each other fiercely, I ignore their warnings and dive headfirst into the elevator; the elevator emits a piercing overload alarm. 0:12-0:15 Final explosive ending: the older sister suddenly realizes she was wrong, awkwardly restores her flirtatious, beautiful smile, and apologizes: “对不起，我搞错了……” The 2D secretary laughs smugly and claps: “死胖子！我就知道你超重了” I awkwardly stumble out of the elevator, drenched in sweat. An old-footage subtitle appears in the center of the image: “她们不是舍不得他，是电梯舍不得关门。” The image flickers violently, with color bleed and horizontal tearing reaching a peak, as if the entire recording completely loses control and explodes. 【Lighting and realism】 Dim fluorescent light with buzzing flicker mixed with the light from the elevator advertising screen; localized overexposure on the older sister’s alluring figure and flying hammer fragments, creating realistic mixed color temperatures and the feel of everyday surveillance footage, with handheld shake and exposure fluctuations in the first-person phone perspective. 【Image quality and equipment failure feel】 First-person dynamic handheld phone recording + old VHS tape damage: image shake, hesitant autofocus, exposure fluctuations, low frame rate, surveillance compression blocks, VHS tape texture, video scan lines, snow noise, color bleed, horizontal image tearing, dropped frames, tape wear, edge vignetting, unstable analog signal, like a vivid little story from the 1990s dug out of an old surveillance videotape. 【Camera and movement】 Natural following shake from my first-person handheld phone perspective, filmed by a fat guy, + a fixed auxiliary surveillance-camera angle. Dynamic footage, no cinematic camera movement. Keep only the phone hand shake, VHS image jitter, tape damage, scan lines, and analog video signal drift. 【Sound】 Recorded through my first-person phone microphone: flirtatious seductive whispers, the 2D secretary shouting while grabbing me, fierce arguing and shoving, my panicked footsteps, a piercing alarm, heavy hammer strikes, awkward apologies and smug laughter + old surveillance microphone background noise, VHS friction sounds, and snow-like static. Slightly distorted compressed audio, like compressed surveillance audio from an old recording. 【Negative prompts】 Do not show a TV outer frame, do not show a CRT television border, do not show a phone filming a TV screen, no lens distortion, no wide-angle distortion, no barrel distortion, no fisheye effect, no edge stretching, no high definition, no modern digital look, no cinematic lens, do not turn the cartoon secretary into a real person, no excessive exposure, no vulgar poses, no sour facial expression.

生成一段9:16竖屏复古旧监控录像风格视频，时长15秒（以我胖哥手机第一人称手持动态视角为主，混入VHS老录像损伤）。画面必须像昏暗老旧电梯里的我用手机手持录下来的低清录像，随后被拷贝到VHS磁带里反复播放，产生严重旧录像损伤。不要出现电视机外框，不要出现CRT电视边框，不要手机翻拍电视画面，只呈现完整录像画面本身。场景是一个昏暗老旧电梯间等电梯，电梯门打开，墙上广告屏闪烁，荧光灯轻微闪烁发出滋滋声。我手机第一人称手持录制，画面自然抖动，只能看到自己的脚、裤子和手。 成年亚洲女性主角（性感暧昧OL姐姐 穿着 HL8o-CobkAAt5LL ：alluring figure, tempting gaze with half-lidded eyes, teasing smile, siren pose with slight arch and lingering closeness, natural sensuality in slow hip sway）全程保持暧昧美丽笑容，电梯门打开后温柔拉住我：“进来吧……” 我犹豫。电梯广告屏里的2D女秘书 cloudclone28_Really_long_hair_that_reaches_the_ground_in_a_po_d4e8fb6b-99d0-49aa-b165-e5f7c93a94b1_0 立刻跳出来，拉住我不让他进去：“主人，你不能进去！” 姐姐与2D女秘书激烈争吵推搡拉扯，画面像离谱后宫。我不听劝阻，一头钻进电梯。 0:00-0:04 我手机第一人称手持视角抖动拍到电梯开门全景。姐姐做siren pose微微前倾，暧昧美丽笑容温柔拉住我手臂。0:04-0:06 2D女秘书从广告屏猛跳出来，拉住我手臂大喊不让我进去。0:06-0:09 姐姐tempting gaze短暂转为狂怒，与2D女秘书继续争吵，同时分别从各自背后拿出夸张道具——手持式电锯+城市猎人超大锤子互相攻击。0:09-0:12 反转爆发点：趁两女激烈争吵推搡拉扯，我不听劝阻，一头钻进电梯，电梯刺耳报警超重。0:12-0:15 最终爆炸结尾：姐姐突然发现自己错了，尴尬恢复暧昧美丽笑容道歉：“对不起，我搞错了……” 2D女秘书得意大笑拍手：“死胖子！我就知道你超重了” 我满头大汗狼狈退出电梯。画面中央出现旧录像字幕：“她们不是舍不得他，是电梯舍不得关门。” 画面剧烈闪烁、色彩串扰和水平撕裂达到顶点，像整段录像彻底失控爆炸。 【光照与真实感】 昏暗荧光灯滋滋闪烁混合电梯广告屏光，局部过曝姐姐alluring figure和锤子飞溅，产生真实混合色温与生活监控质感，第一人称手机视角带手抖和曝光跳动。 【画质与设备失败感】 手机第一人称手持动态录制 + VHS老录像损伤：画面抖动、对焦犹豫、曝光跳动、低帧率、监控压缩块、VHS磁带质感、录像扫描线、雪花噪点、色彩串扰、水平画面撕裂、跳帧、磁带磨损、边缘暗角、模拟信号不稳定，像从旧监控录像带里翻出来的90年代生动小故事。 【镜头与运动】 我胖哥手机第一人称手持自然跟随抖动 + 固定监控辅助视角。画面动态，不要电影运镜。只保留手机手抖、VHS画面抖动、磁带损伤、扫描线和模拟录像信号漂移。 【声音】 我手机第一人称麦克风录制：暧昧诱惑轻语、2D拉扯大喊、激烈争吵推搡、我慌张脚步、报警刺耳声、锤子猛砸、尴尬道歉得意大笑 + 老监控麦克风底噪、VHS摩擦声、雪花沙沙声。声音轻微失真压缩，像旧录像里压缩过的监控音频。 【负面提示词】 不要出现电视机外框、不要CRT电视边框、不要手机翻拍电视画面、不要镜头变形、不要广角畸变、不要桶形畸变、不要鱼眼效果、不要边缘拉伸、不要高清、不要现代数码质感、不要电影镜头、不要把卡通女秘书真人化、不要过分暴露、不要vulgar poses、不要臭脸。