A woman stages a comic skit with a dog, parrot, and cat, who take turns playing dead for treats — a video

Prompt

0–2 seconds: front-facing medium shot, a dog, parrot, and cat stand side by side, looking at the camera; the person on screen
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raises a hand like a gun and says, “All right, let’s do a rehearsal”; 2–5 seconds: cut to a close-up of the dog; the person on screen shouts, “Pew!”, and the dog dramatically falls over with its tongue out; the person on screen
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nods and says, “Great, Wangcai is very committed”; 5–8 seconds: cut to a close-up of the parrot; the person on screen shouts, “Pew!”, and the parrot tilts its head back, freezes, and falls over; the person on screen says approvingly, “Even the extras are very cooperative”; 8–12 seconds: cut to a close-up of the cat; the person on screen
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says, “Pew.” The cat sits still, staring indifferently at the camera; the person on screen frowns and says, “Why aren’t you following the script?”; 12–15 seconds: the person on screen and the cat stare at each other; the person points at the cat and sternly says, “If you don’t hit the ground right now—” After a pause, they continue, “All the cat food today goes to Wangcai!” The cat immediately lies down, and the caption 《演员的自我修养》 appears on screen.

0-2 秒：正面中景，狗、鹦鹉、猫三宠并排看镜头，出镜者
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举手当枪说 “来，演习一下”；2-5 秒：切狗近景，出镜者喊 “biu！”，狗夸张倒地吐舌，出镜者
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点头说 “很好，旺财很敬业”；5-8 秒：切鹦鹉近景，出镜者喊 “biu！”，鹦鹉仰头僵住倒下，出镜者满意说 “群众演员也很配合”；8-12 秒：切猫近景，出镜者
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说 “biu。”，猫坐着不动冷漠看镜头，出镜者皱眉说 “你怎么不按剧本？”；12-15 秒：出镜者与猫对视，指猫严肃说 “再不倒地 ——” 停顿后接 “今天所有猫罐头，全部奖励给旺财！”，猫秒躺，屏幕加字幕《演员的自我修养》。