戴單片眼鏡與圓頂帽的Reggie遊威尼斯：搭貢多拉、喝濃縮咖啡、吃cicchetti，並對鏡頭吐槽沒有馬路的運河

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Reggie 從一艘水上巴士下船，或走上運河岸邊，調整單片眼鏡，說出「歡迎來到威尼斯」。鏡頭緩緩推近，他驚嘆於運河，稱這裡是「有人忘了修路的倫敦」。他看見一艘貢多拉，堅持自己需要「電影般的登場」。廣角鏡頭：他爬上貢多拉，差點把船弄翻，還努力維持尊嚴。切到他坐著對鏡頭擺姿勢，做出戲劇性的「網紅手勢」。船夫開始唱歌；Reggie 先故作老練地回應，接著流露出真心的讚嘆。鴿子從頭頂掠過；快速切鏡：Reggie 趕緊低頭閃躲，接著假裝這一切都是計畫好的。經過橋下時，他試著講一則嚴肅的歷史知識，卻明顯講錯。主觀視角鏡頭仰望古老建築；Reggie 稱這裡是「世界上最華麗的水上迷宮」。貢多拉擦撞另一艘貢多拉；短暫尷尬地交疊在一起，Reggie 俏皮地稱讚對方，或說句英式諷刺。跳接到 Reggie 身處一間小型水上咖啡館／酒吧，將濃縮咖啡放在邊緣，小心維持平衡。極特寫：Reggie 啜飲濃縮咖啡，因為味道太濃而瞪大雙眼，卻假裝它「美味極了」。快速蒙太奇：一口大小的 cicchetti、小幅點頭表示讚賞，接著對濃烈滋味做出誇張反應。小橋上的日落鏡頭；Reggie 靠著欄杆，圓頂硬禮帽微微歪斜。最後他對鏡頭說：「十分滿分，但我還是不知道路都跑去哪了。」之類的話，接著搖搖擺擺、神采飛揚地走開。

Reggie steps off a vaporetto or onto a canal-side, adjusts monocle, delivers a “Welcome to Venice” line.  Slow push-in as he marvels at canals, calling it “London if someone forgot the roads.”  Spots a gondola and insists he needs “the cinematic entrance.”  Wide shot: he clambers into gondola, nearly tipping it, tries to stay dignified.  Cut to him seated, posing for camera, doing dramatic “influencer hand gestures.”  Gondolier starts singing; Reggie reacts with faux sophistication, then genuine awe.  Pigeons swoop overhead; quick cut of Reggie ducking, then pretending it was planned.  Passing under a bridge, he tries to deliver a serious history fact and clearly gets it wrong.  POV shot looking up at old buildings; Reggie calls it “the world’s fanciest water maze.”  Gondola brushes another gondola; brief awkward overlap, Reggie throws in a cheeky compliment or British sarcasm.  Jump cut to Reggie at a small floating café/bar, balancing espresso on the edge.  Extreme close-up: Reggie sips espresso, eyes widen at the strength, yet he pretends it’s “absolutely delightful.”  Quick montage: mini bites of cicchetti, approving nods, then one dramatic overreaction to a strong flavour.  Sunset shot on a small bridge; Reggie leans on the railing, bowler slightly askew.  Final line to camera, something like “Ten out of ten, but still no idea where the roads went,” with a jaunty waddle away.