A comedy of errors: a guy on the street mentions «blowing up a building» from a game, passersby take it literally and cause an uproar

Prompt

【Style】Fast-paced chain-reaction misunderstanding comedy (Chain-Reaction Comedy), bright saturated colors, rapid-fire cuts, jump cuts between multiple scenes, 4K高清。
【Duration】15 seconds
【Characters】A guy who casually says the wrong thing (casual hoodie, innocent look) + three groups of passersby who mishear him (each imagining something different).
[00:00-00:04] Shot 1: An Innocent Remark (The Spark)
A guy is talking on the phone by the roadside and casually says something.
【Dialogue and lip-sync direction】Guy: “I’m about to blow up that building…!” (He’s actually talking about a game.)
Quick cut: The newspaper in an old man’s hands on the bench behind him trembles, his eyes widening in shock.
[00:04-00:09] Shot 2: The Misunderstanding Spreads (Escalation)
Rapid jump cuts between three scenes——
The old man rushes into a convenience store in a panic and makes a call; the store owner mishears him and thinks someone’s about to rob the place, so she grabs a mop; an influencer at the next table raises their phone and starts livestreaming “breaking news.” With each cut, captions pop up showing the ridiculous things they imagine. Tense yet comical BGM.
[00:09-00:15] Shot 3: The Truth Comes Out (Punchline)
Wide shot: The guy hangs up and looks up——only to find a crowd gathered around him: the old man, the store owner holding a mop, the influencer holding a phone, and, in the distance, a group of middle-aged and elderly women arriving after hearing the news, on their way to a square dance. The guy looks completely bewildered.
【Dialogue and lip-sync direction】Holding his phone, the guy awkwardly explains: “…I meant the building in Minecraft?”
Dead silence for three seconds; everyone facepalms in unison. Freeze-frame, with a huge “叮——” crash-and-burn sound effect.

【风格】快节奏连锁误会喜剧（Chain-Reaction Comedy），明亮饱和色,极速快剪,多场景跳切,4K高清。
【时长】15秒
【角色】随口说错话的男生(休闲卫衣,一脸无辜)+ 三组听岔了的路人(各有各的脑补)。
[00:00-00:04] 镜头1:无心一句(The Spark)
男生在街边打电话,随口一句。
【对白口型指导】男生:"我准备把那栋楼……给爆了!"(其实在说游戏)
快速切:身后长椅上的大爷手里的报纸抖了一下,瞳孔地震。
[00:04-00:09] 镜头2:误会扩散(Escalation)
极速跳切三个场景——
大爷神色慌张冲进便利店打电话;便利店老板娘听岔以为有人要抢劫,抄起拖把;隔壁桌的网红举起手机开始直播"突发大新闻"。每切一次,字幕飞出他们脑补的离谱内容。配紧张又滑稽的BGM。
[00:09-00:15] 镜头3:真相大白(Punchline)
全景:男生挂了电话,一抬头——面前围了一圈人,大爷、老板娘举拖把、网红举手机、远处还有闻讯赶来的大妈广场舞队。男生一脸懵。
【对白口型指导】男生举着手机弱弱解释:"……我说的是《我的世界》里那栋楼啊?"
全场死寂三秒,集体扶额。定格,配巨大的"叮——"翻车音效。

• The prompt is in Chinese: paste it as is — the model understands it.